A selection of Angry Nerd columns and videos, 2009-2018


Variety once ​dubbed me​ "a grumpy bald guy billed as a digital Andy Rooney." I'll take that! My bitter rants about pop culture earned me a reputation around the Wired office, and my colleagues eventually gave me a monthly column to hold forth on how comics, sci-fi, and other geeky properties were being ruined. Here's a sampling. (Video clips below these magazine excerpts.)


The Angry Nerd column was eventually turned into a YouTube series. I wrote, produced, and starred in video segments in episodes that garnered 22M+ pageviews, and was a ​Webby Award Honoree​ in the Video: Variety & Reality category. A few clips below.

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​Angry Nerd loves superheroes, but hates RETCONs. He's especially miffed at what Marvel has done to Wolverine's origin story. Find out why Angry Nerd thinks those metallic, foot-long bone claws are not only implausible, but unforgivable. (2.5M views)​

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​LEGO has strayed from its original purpose, and the Angry Nerd will not stand for it. The creative potential of infinitely interlockable plastic pieces has been killed by tie-ins with kiddie titles like Batman and Harry Potter. It used to be about the bricks, man! (1M views)​

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​The problem with Peter Jackson's The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey is its length. That's right. It's far, far too short. (920K views)​

Genre Exercises

I write speculative fiction, cultural criticism, humor, and journalism, with a particular interest in retrofuturism, video games, fandom, and forgotten corners of pop culture history. My work has been published by Wired, Rolling Stone, Slate, McSweeney’s, Adventitious, The Daily Tomorrow, Alta Journal, Flash Fiction Online, and Nature: Futures. I also publish the newsletter Pop Cultural Precursors.

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My story was serialized by The Daily Tomorrow. Their synopsis: "a deathbed codicil, a savage sport, a mechanical replacement, and further complications? Join us for a healthful outing in Chris Baker’s marvellous 'A Duty of Care.' Happy hunting!"Subscribers can read an afterword about the story's making. https://dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/a-duty-of-care-full-story

Everyone should subscribe to this excellent spec-fic quarterly edited by Scott Beggs. Very proud to have a short piece in it.

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If you could rewind time and erase your mistakes, would you use that power responisbly? Or would you be undone by undos? Read my piece in Futures: Science Fiction in Nature, and subscribe for more sci-fi flash fiction.I wish more science mags still published speculative fiction. We didn't know how good we had it with Omni back in the day...