Found: Artifacts from the Future from Wired Magazine


Found: Hitachi 2400 Smart Windshield
Keep your eyes on the road—through an overlay of maps, games, ads, chat windows, news reports, calendar alerts...


Found: RonCo Meat-O-Matic

This QVC gizmo lets you culture your own vat-grown meat in the comfort of your home


Found: Nanodryl® Inhaler for Smart Dust Allergies

Debug your sinuses with this cross-platform antihistamine


Found: Museum exhibit about life in 2008

In 2096, The Smithsonian shows what pre-singularity life was like way back at the dawn of the networked era


Found: Comic book ads of the future

Transgenic Sea Monkeys, smart Whoopee cushions, & X-Ray Spex that actually work


Found: Norton Antivirus: Cyborg Edition

An interactive bathroom mirror reports which bodily augmentations are infected


Found: Sony Aibo, Turing Terrier model

Compatible with FetchPro© for Playstation VIII, won’t chew footware or attack mailbots


Found: 150th birthday party

A gift certificate for life extension cell therapy and a card signed by all of the great great great grandchildren


FOUND: A sleep substitute in pill form

The ultrafinil, reanimaneptine, and hypercaffeinoids in this OTC med replace a full night's sleep

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I write speculative fiction, cultural criticism, humor, and journalism, with a particular interest in retrofuturism, video games, fandom, and forgotten corners of pop culture history. My work has been published by Wired, Rolling Stone, Slate, McSweeney’s, Alta Journal, Flash Fiction Online, Underland Press, and Shacklebound Books. I also publish the newsletter Pop Cultural Precursors.

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