Found: Artifacts from the Future from Wired Magazine


​Found: Hitachi 2400 Smart Windshield​
Keep your eyes on the road—through an overlay of maps, games, ads, chat windows, news reports, calendar alerts...


​Found: RonCo Meat-O-Matic​

This QVC gizmo lets you culture your own vat-grown meat in the comfort of your home


​Found: Nanodryl® Inhaler for Smart Dust Allergies​

Debug your sinuses with this cross-platform antihistamine


​Found: Museum exhibit about life in 2008​

In 2096, The Smithsonian shows what pre-singularity life was like way back at the dawn of the networked era


​Found: Comic book ads of the future​

Transgenic Sea Monkeys, smart Whoopee cushions, & X-Ray Spex that actually work


​Found: Norton Antivirus: Cyborg Edition​

An interactive bathroom mirror reports which bodily augmentations are infected


​Found: Sony Aibo, Turing Terrier model​

Compatible with FetchPro© for Playstation VIII, won’t chew footware or attack mailbots


​Found: 150th birthday party​

A gift certificate for life extension cell therapy and a card signed by all of the great great great grandchildren


​FOUND: A sleep substitute in pill form​

The ultrafinil, reanimaneptine, and hypercaffeinoids in this OTC med replace a full night's sleep

Genre Exercises

I write speculative fiction, cultural criticism, humor, and journalism, with a particular interest in retrofuturism, video games, fandom, and forgotten corners of pop culture history. My work has been published by Wired, Rolling Stone, Slate, McSweeney’s, Adventitious, The Daily Tomorrow, Alta Journal, Flash Fiction Online, and Nature: Futures. I also publish the newsletter Pop Cultural Precursors.

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If you could rewind time and erase your mistakes, would you use that power responisbly? Or would you be undone by undos? Read my piece in Futures: Science Fiction in Nature, and subscribe for more sci-fi flash fiction.I wish more science mags still published speculative fiction. We didn't know how good we had it with Omni back in the day...