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Speculative fiction (and nonfiction about speculation fiction) by Chris Baker. My work has been published by Wired, Flash Fiction Online, Underland Press, Slate, Shacklebound Books, Alta Journal, and Rolling Stone. My history newsletter is PopCulturalPrecursors.com

Found: Hitachi 2400 Smart Windshield
Keep your eyes on the road—through an overlay of maps, games, ads, chat windows, news reports, calendar alerts...

Found: RonCo Meat-O-Matic

This QVC gizmo lets you culture your own vat-grown meat in the comfort of your home

Found: Nanodryl® Inhaler for Smart Dust Allergies

Debug your sinuses with this cross-platform antihistamine

Found: Museum exhibit about life in 2008

In 2096, The Smithsonian shows what pre-singularity life was like way back at the dawn of the networked era

Found: Comic book ads of the future

Transgenic Sea Monkeys, smart Whoopee cushions, & X-Ray Spex that actually work

Found: Norton Antivirus: Cyborg Edition

An interactive bathroom mirror reports which bodily augmentations are infected

Found: Sony Aibo, Turing Terrier model

Compatible with FetchPro© for Playstation VIII, won’t chew footware or attack mailbots

Found: 150th birthday party

A gift certificate for life extension cell therapy and a card signed by all of the great great great grandchildren

FOUND: A sleep substitute in pill form

The ultrafinil, reanimaneptine, and hypercaffeinoids in this OTC med replace a full night's sleep